So, since my friends are about the best people a girl could hope for, I got the BEST birthday ever in the history of the universe. THANKS GUYS!!!!!
And please, DO NOT HOTLINK MY PHOTOS. If you do, it crashes my server and website. So please, don't be an asshole. I created this website so my friends and family who live far away can see what I'm doing with my life and my friends who I am with can remember the good times. Please respect that and remember that I have to pay out the ass for server space and lots of bandwidth to support the recent traffic. TinyPic.com is a free, awesome photohosting site. Upload them there or another photohosting site if you wish to repost these photos online.
Thank you.
My birthday present to myself? 7 new black and white striped shirts. (4 from the same place.) Don't ask why, I have no idea. Expect to see a LOT of black and white stripes in the near future.
I am so now a blue haired old lady...
The lovely Miss Iris, one of my erstwhile kidnappers.
Irony? Or just copyright infringement? You decide.
Straight up, Alicia and Iris BLINDFOLDED ME! All the way from the Valley to the Strip. GAHHHHH!!!!!
FUCK YOU BITCHES WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?!?!?!?!?
The Rainbow! Yay! I smelled pasta and knew it was true!
And again, DON'T HOTLINK MY PHOTOS! The fact that I had to put tags on my photos for the first time in my life annoys the shit out of me. I didn't set up this website to tag my pics with a fucking copyright symbol. So seriously... don't hotlink my shit and I won't put on the lameass tags. Thank you.
AW!!!!! Coolest cake ever. You all love me because I am an uber-nerd.
MUFFIN! Why do neither of the twins have nail polish? Do we truly take our band seriously?
I wear the crown... and I hate the fact you people don't salute me...
Eric is so pale he glows in the dark.
I've had 1/3rd of one drink and I am TOASTED. Ahhhhh, I love being a cheap date! Aren't you proud, Momma? I've gotten drunk once a month this year! That is more times than all of 2004 and 2005 combined! If I keep this up I might build up an alcohol tolerance by the time I'm 45!
The mastermind behind this whole party - Eric Dravin! Thanks Eric!!!!!
SARAH STOP PLAYING SODUKU! That game makes me angry at numbers...
Yup. That was about all I had to drink and I was quite the tipsy girl.
I swear to god...
Our very, very put-upon waitress.
Chicken Foot is a mass of Chickeny Eeeeeevil!
Blindside? Is it Blindside?
This is about when I started just waiving the camera around in a drunken stupor. We'd been there for about 10 minutes and I'd had half a drink. This is why Iris was the designated driver.
MUFFIN! HUGS!!!!
Best. Cake. Ever. Thanks, you guys!
Misery and Tragedy like to rock and roll all night... and party every day.
This is Carali's reaction to my over excited screaming at her arrival. Will-ess too! Yay!
The candles I blew out.
Fattie Crew strikes again...
Slytherin. Evil fuckers and proud!
Dravin smiling? OH MY GOTH!
Snowing!!!!
Sarah, Alicia, and Mikey would like to remind you all to floss daily. This messages definitely NOT brought to you by the American Dental Association.
Reprising an old standard from Ozzfest '98. Some things never change.
Meghan HATES US. Don't sleep, Meghan. Play!
"I challenge you to a make out!"
Iris is dead of the cuteness.
Sarah stole Mikey's glasses!
Feel the emo.
I stole Mikey's glasses!
Alicia (and her pal, DinoFlosser) stole Mikey's glasses!
Boot party!
Okay, I know a lot of people have wanted to see photos of Mikey and Alicia's lovely new tattoos. They were nice enough to let me take pictures and post them so you all could see. PLEASE BE NICE AND DON'T HOTLINK MY PHOTOS! Seriously.
Ink. Now. Stat. I'm looking at you, M&Ms. (That'd be you, Mikey and Meghan.)
So, in closing, I'd really like to thank Eric, Lester, Carali, Wil, Iris, Sarah, Meghan, Alicia, Mikey, Liz, Brent, Johnny, Jinx, Sin, the staff of the Rainbow, and anyone else I'm forgetting because it is totally 6am while I'm typing this for making my birthday unforgettable and fulfilling a long standing birthday wish. Seriously, thank you guys so much. It meant a lot to me and I love you all immensely.
Thank you!