Jedi Master Muffin and Darth E had a few questions about the Dark Side. (Mostly, if eyeliner is covered under the "expenses" package and if we could put it on the company card.) We tried to contact the Jedi Council... via cell phone... but Cingular can't even get a signal across the Valley so we were forced to travel to a galaxy far, far away.
ANSWER YOUR PHONE, YOU LAZY JEDI BASTARDS!
This is Muffin's "I unheart the Jedi" face.
Only two Sith...
Outside the 'Death Star'.... uh, we needed additional funding though so we licensed it to Hot Topic. Really.
Muffin on the Mustafar System (additional volcanos paid for by Wolfgang Puck.)
Using the Force to battle Droids. WTF, R-4?
Princess Muffin
Master E on her council seat
Jedi Pimp Hand
Since the Empire took out the Jedi, we were unable to get answers to our questions. So we decided to return to Jurassic Parking (never not funny) and put down make-up, laser blasters, and crystal beading for our lightsabers and T-Mobile Sidekicks as a business expense. Thanks, Jedi! Now bow to the Dark Side! Do it!
Eff You, Jedi Scum!
Once again, the Sith rule the Galaxy!