It is an old tradition amongst spooky kids to celebrate Cinco de Mayo by going out to coffee shops, watching fledgling stand-up comics practice their acts, partaking of the Taco Bell, and watching the Clone Wars cartoons in preparation for the release of Ep III. This tradition reaches all the way back to Lord Baron Louis Von Spookula, Herald of Herpes (the Second) who ruled over primordial London (Texas not England) from his lair located in the basement of 1457 Pleasant View Lane.
Can you tell I'm coding this at 5:35 am? Because I can.
I'm so gothic... oh, you get the motherfucking idea already...
I am sitting on my nice new dresser, what makes me totally happy. I don't know why but it makes my room feel complete to me. I rule!
The moodily lit coffe shop.
Yes, I am motherfucking aware that my hair is the same shade as the chair. As they kids say now-a-days, take the Tyson approach and bite me.
This is how you know you have a serious internet addiction and may need to seek treatment. Please trade in your Macs for Windows-based machines. After two days, you will be rid of any desire to be near a computer again... WOOOOOO! BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!
And of course, how we know that Dave is a wonderful person... he is holding a copy of Equilibrium in his hand!